Most people don't know this, but there is a tiny little Hunky Monster that lives under the toothpaste tube in the bathroom. At night when everyone is sleeping he sneaks out and gives a little roar. If no one stirs, which they never do, he climbs down the toothbrush and makes his way outside where he grows into a huge giant monster and goes hunting through the Storming Mountains searching for gigantic bolts of lightning to eat. When he catches a nice big bright bolt of lightning he quickly uses it to floss his teeth, and THEN swallows it down as fast as ... well, lightning, actually. He may not be very smart, but he does have nice clean teeth. After he's full of lightning he shrinks down to tiny-size, climbs back into the bathroom window, goes to hide under the toothpaste tube, and falls asleep. Some people say that this is why toothpaste makes your teeth nice and white, but no one believes that. It's silly!
Here's a picture of him hunting one night...
So great!
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